в конце видеоблога скушав обед за миллион баксов прохор стал умолять подписчиков лайкнуть этот видеосюжет

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вообще я не понимаю почему для многих америка это круто. по-моему это что то для старперов, ориентированное на столь широкую публику что айкью там такой низкий чтобы даже нелегальный имигрант из мексики понял о чём речь. не стильное, ретро и зачем то отделаное дешевой позолотой чтобы блестело. примерно такую характеристику можно дать 95% импортным товарам из америки

раньше когда я думал что депешмод из америки - то я думал что у них есть хоть что то не беспонтовое.

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30 человек месяц составляли шутку

30*10 000 у.е. = шутка ценой в пол миллиона долларов. И ещё внизу написано что в основе шутки была использована американская шутка. то есть

1) миллион баксов!
2) америка!

вот какой должна быть смешная шутка

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В своём видеоблоге Прохор во время ланча в элитном ресторане пошутил насчет цен в меню. Шутку составляли 30 копирайтеров. так же внизу появилась строка где было написано что в основе шутки была использована шутка из популярного американского тв шоу

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не нравится когда бабы выкладывают у себя в блогах голые фото, а их кто-то замалёвывает и постоянно цензурит.
и вот недавно я узнал что это делается в соответствии с законом который приняли американские гей-активисты

какое право их гей активисты имеют указывать мне смотреть, читать и думать? у них же там демократия ёпта. какая же это демократия когда гомосексуалисты запрещают и не уважают мою свободу выбора?

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Помню лет 10 назад из западной рекламы стали пропадать дети и крупный рогатый скот. Когда надо было рекламировать детские товары то вместо детей переодевали в школьную форму и слюнявчики 30-летних дядь и тёть. после этого ввели законы против педофилов и зоофилов, теперь если сфотографировал или увидел фото ребенка в европе могут посадить а могут и сжечь в газовой камере (кстати купил новый фотоаппарат там в инструкции написано что противозаконно им фотографировать детей, школы, женщин на пляже и крупный рогатый скот)

А теперь смотрю в рекламе всегда белые женщины обнимаются с афрофмериканцами. Ну либо чёрный и белый мужик обнимаются на фоне гарнитура из икеи.
Думаю скоро закон примут по которому белым с белыми спать запретят

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например Германия

1939 69 314 000
1944 69 000 000
приток иммиграции за эти годы - 0


2000 82 213 000
2015 82 162 000
приток иммиграции за эти годы
Middle Eastern/North Africa 3,711,000
African 817,000
East/Southeast Asian 778,000
North/Central/South American 416,000
Mixed or unspecified background 1,208,000



итого 1939-1944 = сокращение коренного населения на 314 000 человек
итого 2000-2015 = сокращение коренного населения на 6 500 000 человек

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после глобального внедрния американских компьютеерных технологий уровень IQ в развивающихся странах поднялся с 50 до 80, а в развитых упал со 140 до 90

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однокласница легла под иностранца и сразу же в фейсбуке заважничала. рассуждает о судьбах росссии. и все родственники ее в фейсбуке после того как она легла под иностранца тоже заважничали. ощутили себя людьми премиум-класса

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бля... включите субтитры. это новая фича от ютюба

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не понимаю людей которые радуются что у гомосексуалистов и банкиров есть права и льготы

Вопрос: количество прав и льгот для гомосексуалистов это показатель

1. уровня демократии		3	(75%)
2. уровня гомосексуализма		1	(25%)
Всего:		4 Всего проголосовало: 4

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я человек старой закалки. если я в день 2 часа не вижу дибилов то у меня духовная пустота.

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мне кажется что в тв должен быть какой то полный дибилизм, а после того как ёлкин пропал с экранов приходится в ютюбе всяких дибилов и клоунов искать для баланса ощущений

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а какая музыка была популярна в швеции в 90-е?

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если что то понравилось то должно что то не понравиться. оптимальное соотношение 50%

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cheeses


тьфу франция


Abondance 1990 Haute-Savoie Cow AOC
Banon 2003 Provence-Alpes-Côte d'Azur Goat AOC
Beaufort 1968 Savoie Cow AOC
Bleu d'Auvergne 1975 Auvergne Cow AOC
Bleu des Causses 1979 Midi-Pyrénées Cow AOC
Bleu de Gex, du Haut-Jura, or de Septmoncel 1977 Franche-Comté Cow AOC
Bleu du Vercors-Sassenage 1998 Rhône-Alpes Cow AOC
Brie de Meaux 1980 Ile-de-France Cow AOC
Brie de Melun 1980 Ile-de-France Cow AOC
Brocciu Cara or Brocciu 1983 Corsica Sheep AOC
Cabecou 1988 Midi-Pyrénées Goat AOC
Cancoillotte n/a Franche-Comté Cow LR
Cantal, Fourme de Cantal, or Cantalet 1956 Auvergne Cow AOC
Camembert de Normandie 1983 Normandy Cow AOC
Cazelle de Saint Affrique n/a Midi-Pyrénées, Aveyron Department Sheep AOC
Chabichou du Poitou 1990 Poitou-Charentes Goat AOC
Chaource 1970 Champagne-Ardenne Cow AOC
Chevrotin 2002 Savoie and Haute-Savoie Goat AOC
Comté 1952 Franche-Comté Cow AOC
Crottin de Chavignol 1976 Centre (French region) Goat AOC
Emmental de Savoie n/a Savoie Cow PGI
Emmental français est-central n/a Franche-Comté Cow PGI
Époisses de Bourgogne 2004 Burgundy Cow AOC
Faisselle Rians Cow, Goat, Sheep
Fourme d'Ambert 1972 Auvergne Cow AOC
Fourme de Montbrison 1972 Auvergne Cow AOC
Fromage blanc
Fromage frais (fr. Fromage à pâte fraîche)
Gruyère 2007 Switzerland Cow AOC
Laguiole 1961 Auvergne Cow AOC
Langres 1991 Champagne-Ardenne Cow AOC
Livarot 1972 Normandy Cow AOC
Mâconnais 2006 Burgundy Goat AOC
Maroilles or Marolles 1976 Nord-Pas-de-Calais Cow AOC
Mimolette n/a Nord-Pas-de-Calais Cow LR
Mont d'or, or Vacherin du Haut-Doubs 2006 Franche-Comté Cow AOC
Morbier 2000 Franche-Comté Cow AOC
Munster or Munster-Géromé 1969 Alsace and Vosges départements in Lorraine (region) Cow AOC
Neufchâtel 1969 Normandy Cow AOC
Ossau-lraty 1980 Aquitaine Sheep AOC
Pélardon 2000 Languedoc-Roussillon Goat AOC
Picodon de l'Ardèche or de la Drôme 1983 Rhône-Alpes Goat AOC
Pont-l'Évêque 1976 Normandy Cow AOC
Pouligny-Saint-Pierre 1972 Centre (French region) Goat AOC
Reblochon or Reblochon de Savoie 1958 Haute-Savoie Cow AOC
Rigotte de Condrieu 2008 Lyon Goat AOC
Rocamadour 1996 Midi-Pyrénées Goat AOC
Roquefort 1925 Midi-Pyrénées Sheep AOC
Sainte-Maure de Touraine 1990 Centre (French region) Goat AOC
Saint-Nectaire 1955 Auvergne Cow AOC
Saint-Félicien n/a Rhône-Alpes Cow LR
Salers 1979 Auvergne Cow AOC
Selles-sur-Cher 1975 Centre (French region) Goat AOC
Tome des Bauges (fr) 2002 Savoie Cow AOC
Tomme de Savoie and Haute-Savoie n/a Savoie Cow PGI
Tomme des Pyrénées n/a Midi-Pyrénées Cow PGI
Trou du Cru n/a Burgundy, Côte-d'Or Department Cow AOC
Abbaye de Belloc
Abbaye de Tamié
Bleu de Bresse
Boulette d'Avesnes
Boursin cheese
Brie Noir (Black Brie)
Brillat-Savarin
Broccio Passu
Bucheron
Carré de l'Est
Cathare
Chamois d'or
Chaubier
Chaumes cheese
Coulommiers
Coutances
Délice de Bourgogne
Délice du Calvados
Édel de Cléron
Explorateur
Fromager d'Affinois
Gaperon
Lavort
Mont des Cats
Niolo
Olivet cendré
Pavin
Port Salut
Raclette
Rochebarron
Roue de Brielove
Saint Albray
Saint-André
Saint-Marcellin
Saint-Paulin
Tarentais
Tomme au Fenouil
Tomme Boudane
Tomme Butone
Tomme du Revard
Vieux-Boulogne
Valençay




для сравнения



Blue cheeses[edit]
Blue cheese is a general classification of cow's milk, sheep's milk, or goat's milk cheeses that have had cultures of the mould Penicillium added so that the final product is spotted or veined throughout with blue, blue-grey or blue-green mould, and carries a distinct smell, either from that or various specially cultivated bacteria.


Dorset Blue Vinney

Shropshire Blue: the orange colour comes from the addition of annatto, a natural food colouring.
Bath Blue
Barkham Blue – a creamy and rich blue cheese with a mouldy rind.[2]
Beenleigh Blue – a thin-rinded, unpressed soft blue cheese made from organic unpasteurised ewe's milk produced in Ashprington, Devon County, England.[3][4]
Birdwood Blue Heaven [2]
Blacksticks Blue [2]
Blissful Blue Buffalo [2]
Blue Monday – named after the song by New Order, it is a cube-shaped cheese.[5] It is now known as Blue Murder.
Blue Murder – a cube-shaped cheese made by Highland Fine Cheeses, Tain. It was formerly known as Blue Monday.
Brighton Blue
Buxton Blue (Protected Designation of Origin, currently not produced[6])
Cheshire Blue [7]
Cornish Blue – from Cornwall in the United Kingdom, and is made by the Cornish Cheese Company at Upton Cross.
Devon Blue – a creamy blue cheese made by the Ticklemore Cheese Company using pasteurised cows milk, it is aged for four months.[8]
Dorset Blue Vinney (Protected Geographical Indication)[9] – a traditional blue cheese made near Sturminster Newton in Dorset, England, from skimmed cows' milk. It is a hard, crumbly cheese.
Dovedale (Protected Designation of Origin) – a full-fat semi-soft blue-veined cheese made from cow's milk. It is from the Peak District of Great Britain.
Dunsyre Blue [10]
Exmoor Blue (Protected Geographical Indication)[2]
Harbourne Blue has a crumby, dense and firm texture with 48% fat content.[11] It is a goat's cheese produced by Robin Congdon at Ticklemore Cheese Company in Devon,[12] near Totnes. It is made by hand by using local milk.[13]
Isle of Wight Blue [14]
Kentish Blue – made by the Reynolds family on a farm near Staplehurst.
Lanark Blue – a Scottish blue cheese made from unpasteurised sheep milk.[15]
Lymeswold was an English cheese variety that is no longer produced. The cheese was a soft, mild blue cheese with an edible white rind,[16] much like Brie, and was inspired by French cheeses. Production ceased in 1992.
Oxford Blue [17]
Perl Las - a Welsh blue cheese made by Caws Cennarth. Strong and creamy. Gold medal winner at the World Cheese Awards 2015 in France.
Ribblesdale Blue Goat [10]
Radden Blue [10]
Shropshire Blue – a blue cheese made from pasteurised cows' milk that is prepared using vegetable rennet.
Stichelton – an English blue cheese similar to Blue Stilton cheese, except that it does not use pasteurised milk or factory-produced rennet.[18]
Stilton (Protected Designation of Origin) – an English cheese, produced in two varieties: the blue variety is known for its characteristic strong smell and taste. The lesser-known white Stilton cheese is a milder, semi-soft cheese.
Strathdon Blue - A soft, strong tasting blue cheese made from pasteurised milk in the Scottish Highlands by Highland Fine Cheeses, Tain.
Blue Wensleydale – a crumbly, moist cheese produced in Wensleydale, North Yorkshire, England.
Yorkshire Blue [19]

Blue Stilton cheese


Stichelton
Hard cheeses[edit]
Granular cheese, also referred to as hard cheese, is a type of cheese produced by repeatedly stirring and draining a mixture of curd and whey. It can refer to a wide variety of cheeses. Some hard cheeses are aged for years.


Caerphilly cheese

Swaledale cheese
Ashdown Foresters – is a cow's milk hard cheese made in England with a sweet, nutty flavour.
Caerphilly – a light-coloured (almost white), crumbly cheese made from cow's milk, and generally has a fat content of around 48%. It has a mild taste, with its most noticeable feature being a not unpleasant slightly sour tang.
Cheddar – a relatively hard, pale yellow to off-white (unless artificially coloured), and sometimes sharp-tasting, cheese. Originating in the English village of Cheddar in Somerset,[20] cheeses of this style are produced beyond this region and in several countries around the world.
Pilgrims Choice
Cathedral City Cheddar
Davidstow Cheddar
West Country Farmhouse Cheddar (Protected Designation of Origin)
Applewood
Cheshire – a dense and crumbly cheese produced in the English county of Cheshire, and four neighbouring counties, two in Wales (Denbighshire and Flintshire) and two in England (Shropshire and Staffordshire).
Appleby Cheshire.[21]
Duddleswell – a hard creamy cheese with a nutty flavor.[2]
Dunlop cheese – a mild cheese or 'sweet-milk cheese' from Dunlop in East Ayrshire, Scotland.[22] It resembles a soft Cheddar cheese in texture.
Hereford Hop – a firm cheese that has a rind of toasted hops.[15]
Lancashire – there are three distinct varieties of Lancashire cheese. Young Creamy Lancashire and mature Tasty Lancashire are produced by a traditional method, whereas Crumbly Lancashire (more commonly known as Lancashire Crumbly within Lancashire) is a more recent creation suitable for mass production. It is a cow's-milk cheese from the county of Lancashire.
Beacon Fell Traditional Lancashire Cheese – a Protected Designation of Origin name, that can be used only for cheese made in a designated area by a designated method.
Bowland cheese – a type of Lancashire cheese, with the cheese having been mixed with apple, sultana and cinnamon prior to setting. It is named after the Forest of Bowland, which is situated in the east of Lancashire in England.
Lincolnshire Poacher – a hard unpasteurised cow's milk cheese that is generally of a cylindrical shape with its rind resembling granite in appearance.[23] It is made on Ulceby Farm, in Lincolnshire, England, by craft cheesemaker Richard Tagg.
Red Leicester – an English cheese made in a similar manner to Cheddar cheese, although it is crumblier. Since the 18th century, it has been coloured orange by adding annatto extract during manufacture.
Rothbury Red [10]
Staffordshire (Protected Designation of Origin) – crumbly white cheese from the county of Staffordshire.
Swaledale (Protected Designation of Origin) – a full fat hard cheese produced in the town of Richmond in Swaledale, North Yorkshire, England.[24]
Teviotdale (Protected Geographical Indication) – produced from the milk of Jersey cattle, there are no known current producers of this cheese. It's a full fat, hard cheese produced in the area of Teviotdale on the border lands between Scotland and England, within a radius of 90 km from the summit of Peel Fell in the Cheviot Hills.[25]
Y Fenni – a variety of Welsh cheese, consisting of Cheddar cheese blended with mustard seed and ale. It has a firm texture.
Red Dragon is Y Fenni cheese that is coated in red wax.

Cheshire cheese


Dunlop cheese


Lancashire cheese


Red Leicester


Y Fenni cheese
Semi-hard cheeses[edit]
Cheeses that are classified as semi-hard to hard include Cheddar. Cheddar is one of a family of semi-hard or hard cheeses (including Cheshire and Gloucester), whose curd is cut, gently heated, piled, and stirred before being pressed into forms.


Cornish Yarg prepared with wild garlic

Sage Derby
Coquetdale [10] – a full-fat semi-hard cheese, made from pasteurised cow's milk and vegetarian rennet.
Cornish Yarg – a semi-hard cow's milk cheese made in Cornwall, United Kingdom from the milk of Friesian cows. Before being left to mature, this cheese is wrapped in nettle leaves to form an edible, though mouldy, rind.
Wild Garlic Yarg
Cotswold – made by blending chives and spring onions into Double Gloucester. The orange cheese is coloured similarly to Cotswold stone.[26]
Derby – a mild, semi-firm British cow's milk cheese made in Derbyshire with a smooth, mellow texture and a buttery flavour.
Little Derby – a Derby-style cheese made outside Derbyshire, similar in flavour and texture to Cheddar, but without the anatto colouring used in Derby cheese.
Sage Derby – a variety of Derby cheese that is mild, mottled green and semi-hard, and has a sage flavour. The colour is from sage and sometimes other colouring added to the curds, producing a marbling effect and a subtle herb flavour.
Gloucester cheese – a traditional unpasteurised, semi-hard cheese which has been made in Gloucestershire, England, since the 16th century, at one time made only with the milk of the once nearly extinct Gloucester cattle. There are two types of Gloucester cheese: Single and Double; both are traditionally made from milk from Gloucestershire breed cows farmed within the English county of Gloucestershire.
Single Gloucester (Protected Designation of Origin)
Double Gloucester
Goosnargh Gold – a rich Double Gloucester cheese with buttery flavour.[10][27]
Appleby Double Gloucester.[28]
Keltic Gold – a Cornish semi-hard cheese dipped in cider. The milk comes from Trewithen Dairy and the cider from Cornish Orchards.
Red Windsor – a pale cream, English cheddar cheese, made using pasteurised cow's milk marbled with a wine, often a Bordeaux wine or a blend of port wine and brandy.
Wensleydale – also produced as a blue cheese, it's produced with many additives such as cranberries, ginger, etc.

Double Gloucester cheese (centre)


Red Windsor


Wensleydale cheese


Wensleydale with cranberries
Soft and semi-soft cheeses[edit]
Semi-soft cheeses have a high moisture content and tend to be blander in flavour compared to harder cheeses.


Stinking Bishop cheese

Tintern cheese
Bath Soft Cheese [2]
Beacon Fell traditional Lancashire (Protected Designation of Origin) – a semi-soft cheese prepared with cow's milk that is produced in the region of Lancashire.[29]
Bonchester [10] (Protected Designation of Origin) – a Scottish soft cheese made from cow's milk, produced at Bonchester Bridge, Roxburghshire.
Brie – a soft cow's milk cheese named after Brie, the French region from which it originated.
Cornish Brie – a type of brie-style, soft, white rinded cheese from Cornwall in the United Kingdom.
Somerset Brie
Caboc – a Scottish cream cheese, made with double cream or cream-enriched milk. This rennet-free cheese is formed into a log shape and rolled in toasted pinhead oatmeal, to be served with oatcakes or dry toast.
Chevington – a cow's milk cheese, made in Northumberland, England, by the Northumberland Cheese Company. It is semi-soft and mould-ripened.
Colwick Cheese – Colwick Cheese is a fresh cheese invented around the 17th Century in the village of Colwick, south of Nottingham on the River Trent.
Crowdie – a low-fat Scottish cream cheese. The cheese is often eaten with oatcakes, and recommended before a ceilidh as it is said to alleviate the effects of whisky-drinking. The texture is soft and crumbly, the taste slightly sour.
Fine Fettle Yorkshire – formerly named Yorkshire Feta, it's a sheep's milk cheese.
Gevrik – a Cornish goat's milk cheese.
Oxford Isis - Full fat soft cheese with honey-mead washed rind.[30]
Parlick Fell – a white cheese made from ewe's milk with a semi-soft, crumbly texture and a tangy, nutty flavour.[31]
White Stilton – a semi-soft cheese. Some varieties are produced with additives.
Stinking Bishop [32] – a washed-rind cheese produced since 1972 by Charles Martell and Son at Laurel Farm, Dymock, Gloucestershire in the South West of England. It is made from the milk of Gloucester cattle, which in 1972 consisted of only 68 Gloucester breed heifers.
Sussex Slipcote – a fresh cheese made from ewe's milk by the High Weald Dairy in West Sussex, England.
Tesyn – a soft Cornish goat's milk cheese.
Tintern – a soft, blended mature creamy Cheddar cheese flavoured with fresh chives and shallots.
Waterloo – semi-soft, off-white British cheese originating from the Duke of Wellington's estate.[33] It's made from full-fat, unpasteurised Guernsey milk.[34][35]
Whitehaven – a white cheese made from pasteurised local goat's milk in Cheshire, it's a mould-ripened cheese.[36]

White Stilton cheese, prepared with blueberries
Other[edit]

A selection of local cheeses on display at the 2003 Mid-Somerset Show, an agricultural show held annually in Shepton Mallet, Somerset, England
Allerdale – a moist, sweet cheese.[2]
Appledore – a Lancashire cheese with apple
Balcombe Brown Ring [10]
Berkswell [2]
Black Bevon Welsh [10]
Brinkburn [37]
Caithness [38]
Cornish Pepper
Cotherstone [39]
Coverdale [10][40]
Croglin [41]
Dorstone [42]
Farleigh Wallop was created by Alex James and Juliet Harbutt. It is prepared by Peter Humphries in Somerset at White Lake Cheeses.[43]
Farmhouse Llanboidy [10]
Gallybagger (rarely found outside the Isle of Wight)
Goldilocks – mould-ripened soft cheese made from organic Jersey cow's milk.[44]
Black Eyed Susan [2]
Golden Cross – A soft white goat's milk cheese made from the milk of hay-fed goats, it receives a light dusting of charcoal.[45]
Gruth Dhu – a soft Scottish cheese[46]
Harlech [47]
Huntsman is a combination of Double Gloucester and Stilton.[48]

Huntsman cheese
Ilchester Cheese Company – based in Ilchester, Somerset.
Innkeepers Choice [10]
Isle of Mull – Scottish Cheddar cheese made from raw cow milk.[49] It's produced on the Isle of Mull.[49]
Katy's White Lavender [10]
Kidderton Ash [10]
Little Wallop [2]
Lord of the Hundreds
Lowerdale Goats Cheese
Netting Hill Cheese [10]
Pantysgawn – a Welsh goat's milk cheese with a high moisture content and limited shelf life.
Red Devil
Thomas Morgan (found mainly in West Yorkshire)
Suffolk Gold [32]
Weardale Cheese
Wiltshire Loaf [50]
Woolsery Goats
Wyfe of Bath [51]
Village Green Goat [10][52]

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-судно плывёт
-судно не плавает а ходит
-на судно ходят

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между китаем и кореей море. поэтому между китайским и корейским блюдами надо выпить стакан воды